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Glizzy Goblin Rubber-Hose T-Shirt
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Glizzy Goblin Rubber-Hose T-Shirt

Color: White
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Regular price  $34.99 Sale price  $24.99
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Description

Straight from a forgotten cartoon tavern and into the world of tabletop adventure comes the legendary Glizzy Goblin.

The Glizzy Goblin Rubberhose T-Shirt combines vintage animation charm with modern goblin mischief, featuring a cheerful hot dog-juggling goblin balancing atop a bottle of mustard like he's performing at the greatest cookout in the realm. Inspired by the classic rubberhose animation era, this design captures the playful spirit of old-school cartoons while celebrating a love of fantasy, friendship, and feast-worthy snacks.

Whether you're rolling dice at the table, flipping burgers at the grill, or simply embracing your inner chaos goblin, this shirt brings a nostalgic dose of fun wherever your adventures take you.

Why You'll Love It

  • Vintage rubberhose cartoon-inspired artwork
  • Perfect blend of fantasy humor and retro animation style
  • Great for D&D players, Dungeon Masters, and cartoon enthusiasts
  • Ideal for game nights, conventions, cookouts, and casual adventures
  • A unique conversation starter for anyone who appreciates goblin shenanigans

Goblin Fun Facts

🌭 Can juggle three glizzies at once
🌭 Has never successfully counted past ten
🌭 Believes mustard is a magical potion
🌭 Once distracted an entire dragon with a hot dog stand

Some adventurers seek treasure.

Some seek glory.

The Glizzy Goblin seeks snacks.

Add a little old-school cartoon chaos to your wardrobe and let the good times roll with your Gnomies. 🌭🎲✨

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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Crafted from premium soft cotton that’s smoother, stronger, and more durable than standard fabrics. Pre-shrunk to keep its fit true, wash after wash.

Breathable & Lightweight – A 4.2 oz fabric that keeps you cool and comfortable, whether you’re at the table or out on your next adventure.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit – A relaxed, easygoing fit designed to suit every Gnomie, offering comfort and style for all walks of life.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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Amazing Comfort and Style

Enjoy the soft, skin-friendly feel of our hobby-inspired tees. Each shirt is crafted with care to offer long-lasting wear, perfect for casual days, creative moments, or spontaneous fun. Designed to keep you comfortable while celebrating the things you love most.

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Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.