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Glizzy Goblin Glizzy Hoggin funny D&D t-shirt in Vintage Black — Gnomies
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Glizzy Goblin Glizzy Hoggin T-Shirt

Color: Vintage Black
Size: Please choose a size
Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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Description

Some heroes hoard gold. Some dragons hoard treasure. This goblin? He hoards glizzies — and he has absolutely zero shame about it.

The Glizzy Goblin: Glizzy Hoggin T-Shirt is for the member of your party who hits the snack table first, never brings anything to share, and still somehow asks for seconds with zero remorse. You know exactly who this is. Your party definitely knows who this is.

Whether you're proudly owning your snack-thief identity or gifting this to the most chaotic goblin in your adventuring party — this shirt announces it with the energy it deserves. No diplomacy. No apologies. Just glizzies.

Perfect for your next:
🎲 Game night  ·  🌭 Cookout  ·  🏰 Convention  ·  🍺 Tavern gathering

Why You'll Love It

  • Bold fantasy-meets-cookout artwork — the Glizzy Goblin demands to be seen
  • A hilarious conversation starter for D&D players, Dungeon Masters, and chaotic neutral fans everywhere
  • The perfect gift for your party's resident snack thief (they'll know it's them)
  • Soft, comfortable tee — built for long sessions, cookouts, and every gathering in between
  • Printed in the USA through our trusted print partners

Every party has a wizard. Every quest has a hero. Every cookout has a Glizzy Goblin.
The only question is — are you the one hoggin all the glizzies? 🌭⚔️🍺

Gnomies — Where Friendships are Forged and Grand Stories are Told with Your Gnomies.

Size Guide
Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Crafted from premium soft cotton that’s smoother, stronger, and more durable than standard fabrics. Pre-shrunk to keep its fit true, wash after wash.

Breathable & Lightweight – A 4.2 oz fabric that keeps you cool and comfortable, whether you’re at the table or out on your next adventure.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit – A relaxed, easygoing fit designed to suit every Gnomie, offering comfort and style for all walks of life.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

Gnomies Also Love

Amazing Comfort and Style

Forge your next great story in comfort. Our adventure-inspired tees are crafted with a soft, comfortable feel and built to withstand countless game nights, tavern gatherings, convention halls, and everyday quests. Whether you're rolling dice with your Gnomies or setting out on a new adventure, these shirts are designed to celebrate the hobbies, friendships, and stories that bring us together.

More Than Apparel; A Gathering Place

At Gnomies, we're building more than a clothing brand. We're building a community where friendships are forged, stories are shared, and everyone has a seat at the table. Every design we create celebrates the hobbies, adventures, and moments that bring people together.

Our vision reaches beyond the shirts we print. One day, we hope to open the doors to the Gnomies Hideaway; a welcoming home for adventurers, dreamers, and storytellers alike. A place where you can find a game, join a table, share a laugh, and make lifelong friends any day of the week.

Because the best stories aren't told alone; they're forged with your Gnomies.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.