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Dad Jokes Are My Vicious Mockery T-Shirt
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Dad Jokes Are My Vicious Mockery T-Shirt

Color: Vintage Black
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Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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Some heroes wield enchanted blades.
Some cast fireballs.
And some defeat their enemies with painfully powerful dad jokes.

The Dad Jokes Are My Vicious Mockery T-Shirt is made for the legendary party member who always has a pun loaded, a comeback prepared, and enough charisma to emotionally damage a goblin from 60 feet away. Featuring a bold vintage-inspired emblem with a classic jester hat resting atop a mighty d20, this design blends tabletop humor with timeless fantasy tavern style.

Perfect for:

  • Dungeons & Dragons game nights
  • Dungeon Masters with elite pun damage
  • Bard mains and chaotic dads
  • TTRPG conventions and gatherings
  • Anyone whose psychic damage comes from terrible jokes

Printed with a distressed adventurer’s guild aesthetic, this shirt feels like a treasured relic pulled straight from a well-loved campaign setting. Whether you’re rolling natural 20s or embarrassing your party with another joke worthy of psychic damage, this tee lets the table know exactly what kind of menace you are.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may increase:

  • Groans from party members
  • Inspiration points from the DM
  • The uncontrollable urge to say “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.”

Forge friendships. Tell grand stories. Deal emotional damage responsibly.


Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Crafted from premium soft cotton that’s smoother, stronger, and more durable than standard fabrics. Pre-shrunk to keep its fit true, wash after wash.

Breathable & Lightweight – A 4.2 oz fabric that keeps you cool and comfortable, whether you’re at the table or out on your next adventure.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit – A relaxed, easygoing fit designed to suit every Gnomie, offering comfort and style for all walks of life.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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Amazing Comfort and Style

Forge your next great story in comfort. Our adventure-inspired tees are crafted with a soft, comfortable feel and built to withstand countless game nights, tavern gatherings, convention halls, and everyday quests. Whether you're rolling dice with your Gnomies or setting out on a new adventure, these shirts are designed to celebrate the hobbies, friendships, and stories that bring us together.

More Than Apparel; A Gathering Place

At Gnomies, we're building more than a clothing brand. We're building a community where friendships are forged, stories are shared, and everyone has a seat at the table. Every design we create celebrates the hobbies, adventures, and moments that bring people together.

Our vision reaches beyond the shirts we print. One day, we hope to open the doors to the Gnomies Hideaway; a welcoming home for adventurers, dreamers, and storytellers alike. A place where you can find a game, join a table, share a laugh, and make lifelong friends any day of the week.

Because the best stories aren't told alone; they're forged with your Gnomies.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.