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  • Dad Jokes Are My Vicious Mockery Hoodie
  • Dad Jokes Are My Vicious Mockery Hoodie
  • Dad Jokes Are My Vicious Mockery Hoodie
  • Dad Jokes Are My Vicious Mockery Hoodie
  • Dad Jokes Are My Vicious Mockery Hoodie
  • Dad Jokes Are My Vicious Mockery Hoodie
 
Dad Jokes Are My Vicious Mockery Hoodie

Dad Jokes Are My Vicious Mockery Hoodie

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Every adventuring party has that one player.

The one armed with an endless supply of puns, terrible one-liners, and enough dad jokes to deal psychic damage before initiative is even rolled.

The Dad Jokes Are My Vicious Mockery Hoodie is made for legendary dads, pun-slinging bards, and tabletop troublemakers who know that words can hurt more than swords. Featuring our vintage-inspired jester and d20 design, this hoodie proudly announces your preferred method of combat: emotionally devastating humor.

Perfect for:

Dungeons & Dragons game nights
Cool-weather adventures and convention weekends
Bard players and masters of Vicious Mockery
Dads who consider puns a martial art
Anyone who enjoys watching their party groan after a perfectly timed joke

Built for comfort and adventure, this hoodie is perfect for staying cozy during late-night campaigns, chilly tavern gatherings, or family outings where your next dad joke is always locked and loaded. Whether you're behind the DM screen or seated at the table, you'll be wrapped in warmth while delivering critical hits to your party's patience.

Warning: Wearing this hoodie may result in:

Increased pun damage
Audible groans from nearby adventurers
Unsolicited opportunities to tell dad jokes
Advantage on embarrassing your children in public

Because every great bard needs a signature spell.

Forge friendships. Tell grand stories. Deal psychic damage with your Gnomies.
Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Crafted from premium soft cotton that’s smoother, stronger, and more durable than standard fabrics. Pre-shrunk to keep its fit true, wash after wash.

Breathable & Lightweight – A 4.2 oz fabric that keeps you cool and comfortable, whether you’re at the table or out on your next adventure.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit – A relaxed, easygoing fit designed to suit every Gnomie, offering comfort and style for all walks of life.
Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.
Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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Amazing Comfort and Style

Forge your next great story in comfort. Our adventure-inspired tees are crafted with a soft, comfortable feel and built to withstand countless game nights, tavern gatherings, convention halls, and everyday quests. Whether you're rolling dice with your Gnomies or setting out on a new adventure, these shirts are designed to celebrate the hobbies, friendships, and stories that bring us together.

More Than Apparel; A Gathering Place

At Gnomies, we're building more than a clothing brand. We're building a community where friendships are forged, stories are shared, and everyone has a seat at the table. Every design we create celebrates the hobbies, adventures, and moments that bring people together.

Our vision reaches beyond the shirts we print. One day, we hope to open the doors to the Gnomies Hideaway; a welcoming home for adventurers, dreamers, and storytellers alike. A place where you can find a game, join a table, share a laugh, and make lifelong friends any day of the week.

Because the best stories aren't told alone; they're forged with your Gnomies.

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Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.
What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.