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Charisma Is My Dumpstat T-Shirt
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Charisma Is My Dumpstat T-Shirt

Color: Vintage Black
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Regular price  $34.99 Sale price  $24.99
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Not every hero can be the face of the party. Some adventurers swing first, cast spells later, and somehow turn every conversation into a critical failure. If your idea of diplomacy is rolling initiative, the Charisma Is My Dumpstat T-Shirt was made for you.

Featuring a menacing rune-crowned skull with glowing green eyes, cursed dice clenched between razor-sharp teeth, and an unmistakably dark fantasy aesthetic, this design celebrates every barbarian, wizard, rogue, and chaotic adventurer who proudly sacrificed social skills for more important stats.

Whether you're gathering around the tabletop, heading to your local game store, or simply embracing your low-Charisma lifestyle, this shirt is a badge of honor for players who know that legendary stories aren't built on smooth talking—they're forged through reckless decisions, terrible persuasion checks, and unforgettable adventures with your Gnomies.

Perfect For:

🎲 Dungeons & Dragons players
💀 Lovers of dark fantasy and gothic RPG aesthetics
🎭 Roleplayers with hilariously bad social skills
⚔️ Barbarians, warlocks, and chaos-loving adventurers
🍻 Game nights, conventions, and casual everyday wear

Because friendships are forged, grand stories are told, and sometimes your Charisma score is a sacrifice worth making.


Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Crafted from premium soft cotton that’s smoother, stronger, and more durable than standard fabrics. Pre-shrunk to keep its fit true, wash after wash.

Breathable & Lightweight – A 4.2 oz fabric that keeps you cool and comfortable, whether you’re at the table or out on your next adventure.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit – A relaxed, easygoing fit designed to suit every Gnomie, offering comfort and style for all walks of life.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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Enjoy the soft, skin-friendly feel of our hobby-inspired tees. Each shirt is crafted with care to offer long-lasting wear, perfect for casual days, creative moments, or spontaneous fun. Designed to keep you comfortable while celebrating the things you love most.

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Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.